Hey jesus, how's it goin'?

Uh, 'kay, so according to my dreams:
-iPods can be used as tazors once they run out of bullets
-snakes
are planes
-alien ballerinas should seriously check their choreography before the go out on stage
-snowboarding on icy/vertical rails=not a good idea
-driving is actually easier when
not looking at the road
pretty reasonable... :/
-Back from florida

-Got a hot tub? o_O lol, it's spiffy.
-Bought jeans

hooray for not going naked!
-Read
Twilight and OMGAKDLFH YES! I want Breaking Dawn D8> naow.
-I went to downtown disney to disney quest :3 mucho fun. Unfortunately, I didn't get to make out with goofy

but I promised Bri to waddle over to six flags and have a mad mascot orgie so, that should be good.
-AAAHHH, I've been on the internet for only an hour or so and I'm already twitching :<
-no, I didn't draw anything. GTFO.
-I'm ignoring people on the internet rite naow cuz I dun liek yoo Imma go read sum thangs kaykay.
must leave computer
now :E
Devious Comments
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
*gives waffles*
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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I will become the Chuck Norris of writing!
"Kingdom Surplus...lend me your boots!" ~Vokana 'n me!
"Your mother was a n00b, and your father smelled of epic fail!"
I am not a potato.
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
--
"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
>:[
WELL I SAY
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
AWSHIT, MAN!
OHYEAH?! WELL... WELL..
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
ÒAÓ
*COUNTERSTALKS*
>8D
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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I'm not cool enough to talk to you.
I can only talk to worms.. i^i
I WILL LATER
UGH
>
and *eat'd*
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
PLEASE??
haha i love youss come back!
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Nothing gold can stay. <3
[link]
^^go to it
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You're suggesting I eat a complete stranger's boot?
that's still freakin' amazing. <3
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"I'm tasteing colors and seeing sounds." ~Sister Hazel
Kitari: Ya'know, I'm pretty sure Parrot is the only guy I know who can successfully rob a bank with nothing but a bottle of mustard and a broken can opener...
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